i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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