Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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