Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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