the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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