problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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