Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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