My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
