That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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