I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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