quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just found puke in my bra..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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