butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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