The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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