he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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