i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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