I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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