Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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