Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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