Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
