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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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