Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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