This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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