I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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