I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
How's work?
Spinning.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I FOUND THE LEGS
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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