my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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