Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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