glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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