Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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