Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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