This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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