Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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