Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
