im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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