Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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