windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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