im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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