I have demons in me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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