if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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