There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
They are going to name an STD after you.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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