No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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