Don't you send me to vm
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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