belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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