Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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