I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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