The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Randomize
