i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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