I wanna passion pit in your ass
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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