You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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