Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
wanna go halves on a baby?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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