Having a random hookup so left but love u
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
