Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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