it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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