week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
